If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?



Because these are questions that shouldn't be answered 

the wicked witch doesn't need to take a bath

It's not about the lyrics, it's about the baby sleeping

because we already know that there isn't 4 billion stars instead infinite but we need proof for the paint being wet

because not everything should be taken literally

I don't have 1 eye

yes, unless you like your question to be answered

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