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2014-10-07T20:39:37+08:00
Father vs. Son
tatay:nak,ibili mo nga ako ng softdrink.
anak:coke o pepsi?
t:coke.
a:diet o regular?
t: regular
a:bote o in can?
t:bote
a:8 oz o litro
t:hay! tubig na nga lang
a:mineral o distilled?
t:mineral
a:malamig o hindi?
t:hahampasin na kita ng walis eh!
a: tabo o tingting
t:hayop ka!
a:baka o kambing

She hides it
Anak: mama, alam nyo po ba nagtu-tumbling ako kanina.pumalakpak pa nga silang lahat eh!
Mama: hindi ba sabi ko sayo na bawal dahil makikita yang panty mo!
Anak: ayos lang mama! hindi na makikita ang panty ko kasi tinago ko sa bag

A bus full of ugly people met an accident
all of them died.......
before entering heaven
god gave them 1 last wish
the 1st said
" make me gorgeous" and god did
the rest followed with the same wish
when god came to the last person,he was laughing
god asked him " why are you laughing? what is your last wish?"
the man continued to laugh and said,
"make them all ugly".
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